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Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.

Following the Dec. 5 Newtown, England, charity Santa Claus race (in which 4,000 Saint Nicks in full costume competed), police had to use noxious spray and nightsticks to break up a brawl of about 30 Santas when the festive spirit got out of hand.

Researchers at the Royal Veterinary College in Hatfield, England, told New Scientist magazine in December that they’re studying why ostriches are able to run so fast (about 20 mph) even though they are heavy (over 200 pounds) and awkward-gaited. The team’s work: They observe 15 ostriches running on treadmills.

Dr. Mary Holley, an obstetrician who heads Mothers Against Methamphetamine in Albertville, Ala., offered this assessment of meth at a December task force meeting in Chattanooga, Tenn. (presumably intending to discourage use of the drug): “The effect of an (intravenous) hit of methamphetamine is the equivalent of 10 orgasms all on top of each other lasting for 30 minutes to an hour, with a feeling of arousal that lasts for another day and a half.” (But after about six months’ use, the effects turn negative, she said.)

In Durham, N.C., in December, gang member Robert D. Johnson was sentenced to 15 years in prison for shooting off the genitals of a fellow Blood who was trying to leave the group. The jury rejected an even harsher penalty, for “malicious castration,” settling on “nonmalicious castration” because of evidence that Johnson actually shot the man in the leg but that the bullet just happened to exit his thigh and hit his penis.
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