News of the Weird
Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.
One Hindu family sued another in Springfield, Mass., in July over an arranged marriage after the bride-to-be presented herself to the groom’s family for the first time and was judged too ugly. Vijai V. Pandey and his wife claimed they were “extremely shocked” at the woman’s “protruded bad teeth” and bad complexion, among other deficiencies. A spokesman for an American Hindu organization tried to downplay skepticism over arranged marriages, telling the Springfield Republican newspaper that he had seen “very handsome men who are happy with somewhat homely women.”
Linda Mason filed a lawsuit in Chicago in July against a Borders bookstore, citing a defective toilet in the ladies’ room that allegedly triggered near-catastrophic medical injuries. Because the broken seat “shifted to the side” when she sat down, she not only lost her balance and fell to the floor but somehow suffered “multiple spine injuries,” requiring “multiple neurosurgical” operations, resulting in permanent disfigurement.
Pennsylvania inmate Donta Thomas was re-arrested in August and charged with operating a drug ring on the outside, carried out via the Fayette County prison’s pay phones. According to police, Thomas routinely gave explicit instructions to his accomplices over the phone despite an automated message on each call that the conversation was being recorded. According to a spokesman for the state attorney general, Thomas, speaking, would pause so as not to have to talk over the recording, but then afterward resume planning his deals.
(Send your Weird News to Chuck Shepherd, P.O. Box 18737, Tampa FL 33679 or [email protected] or go to www.NewsoftheWeird.com.) NEWS OF THE WEIRD
